The Hereafter:

Helena G. sent me this one!

The preacher came to call the other day. He said at 
my age I should be thinking of the hereafter. I 
told him, "Oh, I do it all the time. No matter where 
I am, in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen, or 
down in the basement, I ask myself, "Now, what am I 
here after?" 




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