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Humor - or at least an attempt!

Joke of the Month
(or whenever I get around to changing it...)

Years ago when getting a haircut the barber asked the guys ahead of me if they wanted rose water after their haircut. They all answered, "I don't want to smell like a whore house when I get home."
After my haircut he asked me if I wanted rose water, I said, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what a whore house smells like!"

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Tough Love Grandma (Thanks Tami!)

Dear Abby, I recently read your column advising grandparents on "tough love" for grandparents to give misbehaving grandchildren, whose own parents let them run wild. I have followed your advice, and enclose a picture demonstrating my technique when my grandson just won't behave while I'm babysitting for his parents. They have told me not to spank him, so I just take him for a ride, and he usually calms down afterward. Sign me, Tough Love Grandma

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In 2003 my climbing friend, Jeff Kunkle, sent me this photo stating, "Go ahead and put that picture wherever you want....it's my roommate! The picture was taken in a drunken rage while in Moab this past May. He was jealous that we all had head lamps so we made him one!"

Men and Women:

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle

Men respond with The Man of the Year Award:

3rd Place 2nd Place 1st Place!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is right and the other person is the husband... There's only one cure for a man in love... marriage! And, if that doesn't cure him, nothing will! Behind every great man stands an amazed mother-in-law. Weddings are funerals where you smell your own flowers. A boy is someone who goes through a phase in which he is extremely interested in girls. This phas usually lasts 50 years... Marriage is like a cafeteria; you take what looks good to you, and pay for it later... The honeymoon is over when she starts calling him "listen" instead of "honey."

	Click Here for Women on male baldness...
	Click Here for the differences between men and women...
	Click Here for the woman's dicitonary...
	Click Here for The Rule

Tiger Woods' 2009 fidelity issue...

A Prayer for Grandpa! This is just too touching not to share...   "Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies on Grandpa's computer, Amen."

Why men shouldn't write advice columns...

Jokes:

1. Awake at night with Charlie Brown (Thanks Kelly J.!)
2. Kenny and the dead donkey (A guy gave me a copy of this one while I was hiking on a trail near Loveland, Colorado...)
3. Frog at the bank (Thanks Tami W.!)
4. $15 Porsche (Thanks Rick Graves!)
5. To be six again! (Thanks Brian W.!)
6. The blonde and the mailman (Thanks Charlie Oriez!)
7. Morals (Thanks Mike Graves!)
8. Okay, one last lawyer joke... (Thanks Randy W.!)
9. Hereafter (Thanks Helena G.!)
10. Wisdom of the Navajo (Thanks Connie M.!)
11. Wal-Mart Greeter (Thanks Dad!)

Humerous Notes and Stories:

1. We're Getting Older
2. Amber and her golfer pants experience...
3. 21 Rules for Halloween!
4. Garrison Keillor and his thoughts about Grand Canyon...

Although I was in the service at the tail-end the Vietnam war I remained stateside - I was safely at work at a somewhat classified Naval communications facility on O'ahu. Nevertheless, a lot of my "coworkers" were coming back from Vietnam with what I thought were all kinds of interesting stories. One went like this:

Every night a young pilot would fly into Tan Son Nhut airbase from his missions and say to the control tower, over his radio, "Guess who?"

Every night the control tower would have to respond with the same warning that young pilot was required to obey proper radio discipline and refrain from unprofessional chatter on the radio frequencies.

Same thing again the next night - the young pilot flies in from his daily mission and broadcasts over the radio, "Guess who?"

The guys in the control tower finally had had enough - they shut off the runway lights and broadcast back to the young pilot, "Guess where?"

- Roger J. Wendell

 

 

More Humerous Pix:
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Castaway - All Your Base	First Mars photo of 2004	Castaway - Election	Huge protests in 2005...
Honey, you're not really phat!		Fighting Back	Pac Man Pie chart
Computers and country folk...	Not my job...	Driving record...

 

Remember: Hard work pays off in the future, lazinees pays off now!

 

 

Videos, Cartoons, and other Humorous Links:

1. Last Page on the Internet
2. Britney Spears - Semiconductor Physics
3. Cartoon against Bush, Blair and the war...
4. Gizoogle Textilizer
5. God Hates Shrimp
6. Godly Tips on How to Punish and Beat Your Christian Child
7. Google Enter the term "elgoog" and then click on the "I'm feeling lucky" button. Now do any search...
8. Star Wars Kid
9. Mc Hawking
10. Computer options
11. PLA - Phone Losers of America
12. Poodle Fitness Video with Mariko Takahashi
13. Pork Jerkey
14. Urinal Dot Net "The best place to piss away your time on the Internet"
15. All Your Base are belong to us!
16. The White House

 

Other Links:

Books Bumper Stickers Movies Music Poetry Politics Quotes Quote of the Quarter Quote Quiz archive page Strange and unusual stuff Tidbits and Miscellanea Toilet Matters Trivia and teasers Writing by me...

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