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Tough Love Grandma (Thanks Tami!)

Dear Abby,

I recently read your column advising grandparents on "tough love" for grandparents to give misbehaving grandchildren, whose own parents let them run wild.

I have followed your advice, and enclose a picture demonstrating my technique when my grandson just won't behave while I'm babysitting for his parents. They have told me not to spank him, so I just take him for a ride, and he usually calms down afterward.

Sign me,

Tough Love Grandma

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In 2003 my climbing friend, Jeff Kunkle, sent me this
photo stating, "Go ahead and put that picture wherever
you want....it's my roommate! The picture was taken in a
drunken rage while in Moab this past May. He was jealous
that we all had head lamps so we made him one!"

I have to disagree with
the notion that we learn
something new every day.

I think I've had several
days in a row where I haven't
learned anything and even
forgotten some things.

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that. It's called
EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."

- Drew Carey

Life may begin at forty, but so does
arthritis, lumbago and the habit of
telling the same story three times to
the same group...

If your friend is lucky at cards and unlucky
at the track it's because at the track they
don't let him suffle the horses...

Men and Women:

Here's what women have been telling me:

Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.

A woman without a man
is like a fish without a bicycle

Men respond with The Man of the Year Award:

3rd Place

2nd Place

1st Place!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person
is right and the other person is the husband...

There's only one cure for a man in love... marriage! And,
if that doesn't cure him, nothing will!

Behind every great man stands an amazed mother-in-law.

Weddings are funerals where you smell your own flowers.

A boy is someone who goes through a phase in which he is
extremely interested in girls. This phas usually lasts 50 years...

Marriage is like a cafeteria; you take what looks good to
you, and pay for it later...

The honeymoon is over when she starts calling him "listen"
instead of "honey."

	Click Here for Women on male baldness...
	Click Here for the differences between men and women...
	Click Here for the woman's dicitonary...
	Click Here for *The Rule*

Jokes:

Awake at night with Charlie Brown (Thanks Kelly J.!)
Kenny and the dead donkey (A guy gave me a copy of this one while I was hiking on a trail near Loveland, Colorado...)
Frog at the bank (Thanks Tami W.!)
$15 Porsche (Thanks Rick Graves!)
To be six again! (Thanks Brian W.!)
The blonde and the mailman (Thanks Charlie Oriez!)
Morals (Thanks Mike Graves!)
Okay, one last lawyer joke... (Thanks Randy W.!)
Hereafter (Thanks Helena G.!)
Wisdom of the Navajo (Thanks Connie M.!)
Wal-Mart Greeter (Thanks Dad!)

Humerous Notes and Stories:

We're Getting Older
Amber and her golfer pants experience...
21 Rules for Halloween!
Garrison Keillor and his thoughts about Grand Canyon...

More Humerous Pix:
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Castaway - All Your Base	First Mars photo of 2004	Castaway - Election	Huge protests in 2005...
Honey, you're not really phat!		Fighting Back	Pac Man Pie chart
Computers and country folk...	Not my job...	Driving record...

Remember: Hard work pays off in the future, lazinees pays of now!

Videos, Cartoons, and other Humorous Links:

Last Page on the Internet
Britney Spears - Semiconductor Physics
Cartoon against Bush, Blair and the war...
Gizoogle Textilizer
God Hates Shrimp
Godly Tips on How to Punish and Beat Your Christian Child
Google Enter the term "elgoog" and then click on the "I'm feeling lucky" button. Now do any search...
Star Wars Kid
Mc Hawking
Computer options
Poodle Fitness Video with Mariko Takahashi
Pork Jerkey
Urinal Dot Net "The best place to piss away your time on the Internet"
All Your Base are belong to us!
The White House

Other Links:

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