| When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in his wisdom, didn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me. |
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Joke of the Month
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Years ago when getting a haircut the barber asked the guys ahead of me if they wanted rose water after their haircut. They all answered, "I don't want to smell like a whore house when I get home."
After my haircut he asked me if I wanted rose water, I said, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what a whore house smells like!"
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In 2003 my climbing friend, Jeff Kunkle, sent me this photo stating, "Go ahead and put that picture wherever you want....it's my roommate! The picture was taken in a drunken rage while in Moab this past May. He was jealous that we all had head lamps so we made him one!" |
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I have to disagree with the notion that we learn something new every day.
I think I've had several |
"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." - Drew Carey |
Life may begin at forty, but so does arthritis, lumbago and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same group...
If your friend is lucky at cards and unlucky |
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Men and Women: |
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Friends don't let friends take home ugly men |
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If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. |
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle |
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Click Here for Women on male baldness... |
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Click Here for the differences between men and women... |
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Click Here for the woman's dicitonary... |
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Click Here for The Rule |
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Tiger Woods' 2009 fidelity issue... |
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A Prayer for Grandpa! This is just too touching not to share...
"Dear God, this year please send clothes for all |
Why men shouldn't write advice columns...
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Humerous Notes and Stories: |
Although I was in the service at the tail-end the Vietnam war I remained stateside - I was safely at work at a somewhat classified Naval communications facility on O'ahu. Nevertheless, a lot of my "coworkers" were coming back from Vietnam with what I thought were all kinds of interesting stories. One went like this:
Every night a young pilot would fly into Tan Son Nhut airbase from his missions and say to the control tower, over his radio, "Guess who?"Every night the control tower would have to respond with the same warning that young pilot was required to obey proper radio discipline and refrain from unprofessional chatter on the radio frequencies.
Same thing again the next night - the young pilot flies in from his daily mission and broadcasts over the radio, "Guess who?"
The guys in the control tower finally had had enough - they shut off the runway lights and broadcast back to the young pilot, "Guess where?"
- Roger J. Wendell
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Castaway - All Your Base
First Mars photo of 2004
Castaway - Election
Huge protests in 2005...
Honey, you're not really phat!
Fighting Back
Pac Man Pie chartComputers and
country folk...
Not my job...
Driving record...
Remember: Hard work pays off in the future, lazinees pays off now!
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- Last Page on the Internet
- Britney Spears - Semiconductor Physics
- Cartoon against Bush, Blair and the war...
- Gizoogle Textilizer
- God Hates Shrimp
- Godly Tips on How to Punish and Beat Your Christian Child
- Google Enter the term "elgoog" and then click on the "I'm feeling lucky" button. Now do any search...
- Star Wars Kid
- Mc Hawking
- Computer options
- PLA - Phone Losers of America
- Poodle Fitness Video with Mariko Takahashi
- Pork Jerkey
- Urinal Dot Net "The best place to piss away your time on the Internet"
- All Your Base are belong to us!
- The White House
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