As odd as it may seem I've always found many kinds of signs to be interesting and entertaining.
I've been all over the world but didn't think of posting pictures of what I've seen until the
last part of the second millennium's first decade. Better late than never!

1. On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
   Yesterday's Meals on Wheels On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."
2. Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
   "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
3. At a Proctologist's door:
   "To expedite your visit please back in."
4. On a Plumber's truck:
   "We repair what your husband fixed."
5. On another Plumber's truck:
   "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your Plumber."
6. At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
   "Invite us to your next blowout."
7. On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
   "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
8. At a Towing company:
   "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
9. On an Electrician's truck:
   "Let us remove your shorts."
10. In a Nonsmoking Area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
11. On a Maternity Room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."

12. At an Optometrist's Office:
    "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place."
13. On a Taxidermist's window:
    "We really know our stuff."
14. In a Podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels."
15. On a Fence:
    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
16. At a Car Dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
17. Outside a Muffler Shop:
    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
18. At the Electric Company:
    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
19. In a Restaurant window:
    "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
20. In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
21. At a Propane Filling Station:
    "Thank heaven for little grills."
22. And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
    "Best place in town to take a leak.

1. Activists
2. Animals
3. Bad Guys
4. Biodiversity
5. Biology
6. Capitalism
7. Climate Change
8. Deep Ecology

9. Humor
10. ORV - the Off-Road Vehicle menace
11. Peace
12. People
13. Politics
14. Prairie Dogs (Lots of activist involvement there!)
15. Signs of protest
16. Wilderness Defense!